I am sorry, but I find this hilarious. Read at your own peril :):
Steve says:
Dude
Tom says:
Dude
Steve says:
I forgot to tell you…
Steve says:
gots a zit right under my eyelid
Tom says:
HOLY COW
Steve says:
yup
Tom says:
under it?
Tom says:
like facing your eyeball?
Steve says:
practially centimeters away from my eyeball
Tom says:
what in gods name
Steve says:
almost blocking my vision
Tom says:
dude, you GOTTA take a pic…
Steve says:
I wanted to last night when it was plump but it sorta popped while I was sleepin’
Tom says:
DAMMMIT
Steve says:
yup
Steve says:
will probably never happen again
Tom
i almost called you 2 days ago too about one on my lip
Steve says:
My wife was freakin out
Tom says:
i popped it and it fricken felt like i hit my funny bone
Tom says:
it reverberated for like a minute
Steve says:
haha, lip zits rock
Tom says:
yah, it was right on the lip line
Steve says:
a true zit has a physical effect on you, like a disability or in some cases, a superpower
Tom says:
HA HA HA! I just spit up my coffee.