A friend that told me the worst christmas story. He didn’t want to blog it himself for fear of pissing people off.

He went over to his wife’s family for Christmas. What he was subjected to were: Three people in wheelchairs, a felon and his skanky girlfriend, two vomitings, one catheter, one wanker, no internet access, an ambulance and a mother who after inviting the family over for Christmas, gave away all the food to the homeless.

That was his Christmas day with the parents.

Way to survive Dave.